goatkult:

bless
this
post

neopiacentral:

*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

annnamazing:

You can actually tell and feel when you’re starting to fade away from someone. The conversations get shorter, they get less meaningful, less exciting. You can feel the wall that’s coming up between you two. And then in the end, you’re back to being strangers.

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

kanyewesticle:

do you think reese witherspoon calls her children reese’s pieces cause i hope she does

uzowuru:

Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.

someone-almost-famous:

featus:

someone-almost-famous:

Do you have a PH of 14? Cuz bitch you basic

who uses basic anymore, its 2013, and making a science joke is like the corniest thing without a picture to explain yourself

we found the basic bitch